well most aren’t.Tumblr (3.0; @allpicsaremine)http://allpicsaremine.tumblr.com/<p><a href="http://spudsexuall.tumblr.com/post/156793626498/my-boyfriend-talks-in-his-sleep-and-because-hes" class="tumblr_blog">spudsexuall</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>My boyfriend talks in his sleep and because he’s bilingual, he says some hilarious/weird/sometimes creepy shit. I ask him every morning if he remembers saying this stuff and he has no idea about any of it. </p> <p>Here are some of my favorites:</p> <p>-”Babe, can you please turn down the brightness of your skin”<br/>-After stealing all of the blankets: “This is my right as a human”<br/>-After I take the blankets back: “I don’t want your freedom, America. Just blanket”<br/>-Sometimes he just says “Hello?” as if he’s answering a phone call<br/>-One night he just said “Cabbage” which is weird because he doesn’t know the english word for that when he’s awake. <br/>-After spooning me: “You have a nice butt”<br/>-”Who is that in the corner?” (terrifying)<br/>-”Watch out for the red lady” (even more terrifying)<br/>-Sometimes he will say things in German and it sounds like he’s speaking Parseltongue<br/>-One time I actually think he said something in Parseltongue<br/>-One time he talked about buying a ticket to “everywhere” and then just said “hello?” after two minutes of silence<br/>-And my all time favorite: ”This is MY yogurt, Satan”</p> </blockquote>http://allpicsaremine.tumblr.com/post/167896412514http://allpicsaremine.tumblr.com/post/167896412514Sun, 26 Nov 2017 02:38:23 -0500<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2b5de2650828c823be367dc004cf819c/tumblr_ovghv4jzPd1qabu3po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://allpicsaremine.tumblr.com/post/167896341009http://allpicsaremine.tumblr.com/post/167896341009Sun, 26 Nov 2017 02:34:54 -0500<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e35a4cfcf93fa438a91695c32e0e706e/tumblr_osb5rmjRR21ri7wv4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://allpicsaremine.tumblr.com/post/167383382654http://allpicsaremine.tumblr.com/post/167383382654Sat, 11 Nov 2017 14:41:45 -0500<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/bdeeb35e3ef27e17634f6e340ec5bb06/tumblr_nweopyJpvm1qlzef1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://allpicsaremine.tumblr.com/post/167383305764http://allpicsaremine.tumblr.com/post/167383305764Sat, 11 Nov 2017 14:39:05 -0500<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/08aa860c9fc07f88e400d5b9442745b8/tumblr_oxgucm9tTE1wba4eto1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://allpicsaremine.tumblr.com/post/167383302474http://allpicsaremine.tumblr.com/post/167383302474Sat, 11 Nov 2017 14:38:58 -0500<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c7674323bc5609c4964ac7233f53d75f/tumblr_ovk03srvh01rnpavmo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://allpicsaremine.tumblr.com/post/167383297519http://allpicsaremine.tumblr.com/post/167383297519Sat, 11 Nov 2017 14:38:47 -0500<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a0aa81c12c97e1611b0a702f455b3ad5/tumblr_otex4gMi7r1qeote4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://allpicsaremine.tumblr.com/post/167383283719http://allpicsaremine.tumblr.com/post/167383283719Sat, 11 Nov 2017 14:38:19 -0500<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9efe57f3edf15106a96ed8f711b38f7e/tumblr_ney4ujXRs11tmal9io1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://allpicsaremine.tumblr.com/post/167383260854http://allpicsaremine.tumblr.com/post/167383260854Sat, 11 Nov 2017 14:37:30 -0500<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/209e3c4f550494de0e8e407899d5d0ec/tumblr_ouopk9McCn1qle9aho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://allpicsaremine.tumblr.com/post/167383228534http://allpicsaremine.tumblr.com/post/167383228534Sat, 11 Nov 2017 14:36:22 -0500<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ea9e99bb349532aec1664ee1822854c5/tumblr_nuczxuUxdO1t7jlh5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://allpicsaremine.tumblr.com/post/167383082339http://allpicsaremine.tumblr.com/post/167383082339Sat, 11 Nov 2017 14:31:25 -0500<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/17417c89ef51d94b096e9c23eb11d01d/tumblr_oi06c41Bv21ravns6o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://allpicsaremine.tumblr.com/post/167383046539http://allpicsaremine.tumblr.com/post/167383046539Sat, 11 Nov 2017 14:30:16 -0500<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c749ca0f9ab8090ea2c34fe88fb4c63c/tumblr_oqccqvRXKW1r1umnso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://allpicsaremine.tumblr.com/post/167382952474http://allpicsaremine.tumblr.com/post/167382952474Sat, 11 Nov 2017 14:27:04 -0500<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/24faa61ccc8002cf97ea4612474f17c1/tumblr_mz8chyS3YQ1qk7xd6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://allpicsaremine.tumblr.com/post/167382903004http://allpicsaremine.tumblr.com/post/167382903004Sat, 11 Nov 2017 14:25:17 -0500“I want to infect you with the tremendous excitement of living, because I believe that you have the strength to bear it.”<br/><br/> - <em>Tennessee Williams, <i>The Selected Letters: 1920-1945</i>  (via <a href="http://slowmoliving.tumblr.com/" class="tumblr_blog">slowmoliving</a>)</em>http://allpicsaremine.tumblr.com/post/167382890119http://allpicsaremine.tumblr.com/post/167382890119Sat, 11 Nov 2017 14:24:49 -0500<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e0a9c2f1de1f52194bb029b87b30959a/tumblr_njc8r44E9y1r3bsd4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://allpicsaremine.tumblr.com/post/167382709814http://allpicsaremine.tumblr.com/post/167382709814Sat, 11 Nov 2017 14:18:37 -0500<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1d99df227d9b8e990bb8fea662a01022/tumblr_o6tn65i4Va1sy2cjqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://allpicsaremine.tumblr.com/post/167382707959http://allpicsaremine.tumblr.com/post/167382707959Sat, 11 Nov 2017 14:18:33 -0500<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/eecfec41ebf13aed8f0c93e066668aaf/tumblr_o261tncb4T1ulwja9o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9ff0902a3bc6e3bfb1c2b8d3453f5703/tumblr_o261tncb4T1ulwja9o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b1167b513cf1b6acb8da281c82089632/tumblr_o261tncb4T1ulwja9o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://acolorblue.co/post/138842918984/by-bertil-nillson" class="tumblr_blog">acolorblue</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><i>by, bertil nillson.</i></p></blockquote>http://allpicsaremine.tumblr.com/post/167382700484http://allpicsaremine.tumblr.com/post/167382700484Sat, 11 Nov 2017 14:18:17 -0500 <video id='embed-5b33c69653765905754854' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='225' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_nsh2cxsPyB1se3pgk_frame1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":67,"hdUrl":"https://allpicsaremine.tumblr.com/video_file/t:ymDKSKfgTc2ZKo9TzwxmsA/167382644464/tumblr_nsh2cxsPyB1se3pgk","filmstrip":{"url":"http://38.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_nsh2cxsPyB1se3pgk_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"112"}}' > <source src="https://allpicsaremine.tumblr.com/video_file/t:ymDKSKfgTc2ZKo9TzwxmsA/167382644464/tumblr_nsh2cxsPyB1se3pgk/480" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://littleplant-hopper.tumblr.com/post/130136527522">littleplant-hopper</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hexaneandheels.tumblr.com/post/130126413633">hexaneandheels</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://8ur.tumblr.com/post/125805902452">8ur</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>this is so GOOD and PUre</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m crying</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m ill in bed and I think this just healed me<br/></p> </blockquote>http://allpicsaremine.tumblr.com/post/167382644464http://allpicsaremine.tumblr.com/post/167382644464Sat, 11 Nov 2017 14:16:19 -0500<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/db56ecf20815a0aec572e0a955e51808/tumblr_nlqnud1qjU1rnqolfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://allpicsaremine.tumblr.com/post/161255689329http://allpicsaremine.tumblr.com/post/161255689329Tue, 30 May 2017 18:30:01 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1fc3e87fd13d58fe6eb63e4703f0cf5c/tumblr_nfbes3h20M1ru704qo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://allpicsaremine.tumblr.com/post/161255679654http://allpicsaremine.tumblr.com/post/161255679654Tue, 30 May 2017 18:29:41 -0400